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quote[0]="'[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.' - George W. Bush"
quote[1]="'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.' - George W. Bush"
quote[2]="'For NASA, space is still a high priority.' - George W. Bush"
quote[3]="'I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat.' - Harold Wilson"
quote[4]="'If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.' - Albert Einstein"
quote[5]="'My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.' - Jack Nicholson"
quote[6]="'When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come close to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge.' - Albert Einstein"
quote[7]="'Nils, zijt ge goud aan 't zoeken ofzo?' - Papa, tegen Nils die in z'n eten zit te peuteren"
quote[8]="'Well, it was fun. It's not something that you normally associate with me or R.E.M., but I never wore my glasses on stage until this tour, and for the first time, I could actually see the faces of the people I'm playing to.' - Mike Mills (R.E.M.)"
quote[9]="'Oh, they have the Internet on computers now?!' - Homer Simpson"
quote[10]="'How do we know the sky isn't really green and we're just colorblind?' - Bart Simpson"
quote[11]="'I hope for your fate this is important.' - Darth Vader"
quote[12]="'If you remember the 60s, you weren't there.' - Bob Dylan"
quote[13]="'Good luck! You're gonna need it...' - Han Solo"
quote[14]="'Wij zitten met die slimme klas in bio! Nu valt da keihard op hoe achterlijk ik wel ben...' - Sylvie"
quote[15]="'Zien da'k m'n pollekes ni verbrand, zoals gewoonlijk.' - Onze lerares chemie"
quote[16]="'Als men in het onderwijs het puntensysteem zou wegcijferen, zouden vele leraars zakken' - Hugo Olaerts"
quote[17]="'Mijn instinct vertelt me dat de mensen in de toekomst nog altijd dom zullen zijn' - Matt Groening"
quote[18]="'Vrouwen houden van eenvoudige dingen: van mannen bijvoorbeeld' - Jim Finnegan"
quote[19]="'Voor het invullen van een belastingsformulier moet je filosoof zijn, dat is voor een wiskundige veel te moeilijk.' - Albert Einstein"
quote[20]="'Een uur zitten bij een aardig meisje vliegt voorbij als een minuut, maar een minuut op een brandende kachel zitten lijkt wel een uur. Dat is relativiteit.' - Albert Einstein"
quote[21]="'We leven in een treurige tijd: het is makkelijker een atoom te verbrijzelen dan een vooroordeel.' - Albert Einstein"
quote[22]="'Soms ben ik toch een genie. Meestal zelfs.' - Nils"
quote[23]="'Ik ben niet goed. Ik ben perfect.' - SCAL"
quote[24]="Han Solo: 'How're we doin'?'<br>Luke Skywalker: 'Same as always.'<br>Han Solo: 'That bad, huh?'"
quote[25]="Leia: 'I don't trust Lando.'<br>Han: 'Me neither, but he's my friend.'"
quote[26]="- 'He's the King!'<br>- 'How do you know?'<br> - 'He's the only one who hasn't got shit all over him.' - Monty Python's Holy Grail"
quote[27]="'It's the wrong trousers!' - Wallace"
quote[28]="Leia: 'Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy looking nerf herder!'<br>Han: 'Who's scruffy looking?'"
quote[29]="'Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.' - Homer Simpson"
quote[30]="'I'll make my own theme park! With hookers and blackjack! In fact, forget the theme park!' - Bender"
quote[31]="'It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.' - Fry"
quote[32]="'Just once, I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'you're making a scene.' - Homer Simpson"
quote[33]="Fry: 'This snow is beautiful! I'm glad global warming never happened.'<br>Leela: 'Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter canceled it out.'"
quote[34]="'Ahhh, what an awful dream! Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two.' - Bender"
quote[35]="TV: 'Has the hassle of the present day made you irritable and impatient?'<br>Bender: 'Get to the point!'"
quote[36]="'They said it couldn't be done. But with the arrival of the Official Demotivators® Screensaver, the Windows world just became even more depressing.' - Despair.com"
quote[37]="'Mediocrity - It Takes a Lot Less Time and Most People Won't Notice the Difference Until it's Too Late' - Despair.com"
quote[38]="'Procrastination - Hard Work Often Pays Off After Time, but Laziness Always Pays Off Now' - Despair.com"
quote[39]="'Underachievement - The Tallest Blade of Grass is the First to be Cut by the Lawnmower' - Despair.com"
quote[40]="'Risks - If You Never Try Anything New, You'll Miss Out on Many of Life's Greatest Disappointments' - Despair.com"
quote[41]="'Misfortune - While Good Fortune often Eludes You, This Kind Never Misses' - Despair.com"
quote[42]="'Apathy - If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us' - Despair.com"
quote[43]="'Dysfunction - The Only Consistent Feature of All of Your Dissatisfying Relationships is You' - Despair.com"
quote[44]="'Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.' - Dave Barry"
quote[45]="'I will take the Ring,' he said, 'though I do not know the way' - Frodo, in J.R.R. Tolkien's <i>Lord of the Rings</i>"
quote[46]="'The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.' - Douglas Adams' <i>The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy</i>"
quote[47]="'Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.' - Arthur Dent, in Douglas Adams' <i>The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy</i>"
quote[48]="'The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.' - Douglas Adams' <i>Mostly Harmless</i>"
quote[49]="'A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.' - Douglas Adams' <i>Mostly Harmless</i>"
quote[50]="'Life? Don't talk to me about life!' - Marvin the Paranoid Android, in Douglas Adams' <i>The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy</i>"
quote[51]="'Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.' - Douglas Adams' <i>The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy</i>"
quote[52]="- 'You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them had you? I mean like actually telling anyone or anything.'<br>- 'But the plans were on display...'<br>- 'On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.'<br>- 'That's the display department.'<br>- 'With a torch.'<br>- 'Ah, well the lights had probably gone.'<br>- 'So had the stairs.'<br>- 'But look you found the notice didn't you?'<br>- 'Yes,' said Arthur, 'yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of The Leopard'.'<br> -  Douglas Adams' <i>The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy</i>"
quote[53]="'Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.' - Arthur Dent, Douglas Adams' <i>The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy</i>"
quote[54]="'If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.' - Zaphod, in Douglas Adams' <i>The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy</i>"
quote[55]="'There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.' - Douglas Adams' <i>So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish</i>"
quote[56]="- 'Could we perhaps take a snake bite detector with us to Komodo?'<br>- 'Course you can, course you can. Take as many as you like. Won't do you a blind bit of good because they're only for Australian snakes.'<br>- 'So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly, then?'<br>He blinked at me as if I was stupid.<br>- 'Well what do you think you do?' he said. 'You die of course. That's what deadly means.'<br> - Douglas Adams, failing to spot the obvious in <i>Last Chance To See</i>"
quote[57]="'Scientists don't party' - aicity.h, Freeciv source"
quote[58]="'I don't take real sports seriously. Although I do like that Scottish thing where they throw the poles. I'm down with that.' - Peter Buck (R.E.M.)"
quote[59]="'In the old days, if I was gone for a year it meant I ate nothing but cheese sandwiches or the deli tray and slept on the floor of someone's house or in the van, or even worse, in a bed with Mike Mills.' - Peter Buck (R.E.M.)"
quote[60]="'My ego is not such that I have to run out and release 'The Mike Mills Experience Featuring Mike Mills'.' - Mike Mills (R.E.M.)"
quote[61]="'What the fuck are you fucking?!' - Papa"
quote[62]="'Those in the cheaper seats clap.  The rest of you rattle your jewelry.' - John Lennon"
quote[63]="'Frodo: 'I'm going to Mordor alone!'<br>Sam: 'Of course you are! And I'm coming with you!' - J.R.R. Tolkien's <i>The Fellowship of the Ring</i>"
quote[64]="'See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?' - Will Rogers, tegen zijn nichtje bij het zien van de Venus van Milo"
quote[65]="'Ik kan enkel vragen stellen, voor de rest kan ik niks.' - JPEL"
quote[66]="'Nassia, ge moet een woordenboek meenemen naar uw examen wiskunde. Er zou wel eens een voor u moeilijk woord in kunnen staan, zoals <i>optellen</i>. - Nils"
quote[67]="'De normen vervagen...'</i>"
quote[68]="'Give me beer or give me death!' - Al Bundy"
quote[69]="'Hangt er een ijspegel aan uw piet, dan werkt de verwarming niet' - Wouter Deprez"
quote[70]="'Ge zijt goed bezig om burgerlijk ingenieur te worden; zelfs iets simpels kan 'm al niet bedienen' - Vader de man over Nils die knoeit met de broodrooster"
quote[71]="'Wat 'n gelul.' - DICH over OBN"
quote[72]="'All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects.' - over <i>soma</i>, in Aldous Huxley's <i>Brave New World</i>"
quote[73]="'Christianity without tears - that’s what soma is.' - Aldous Huxley's <i>Brave New World</i>"
quote[74]="'Die gast is nogal dik met R.E.M.<br>Op 'Monster' zingt 'em heel de tweede stem' - The Clement Peerens Explosition's <i>Pinokkio</i>"
quote[75]="'Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pilow was gone.' - Tommy Cooper"
quote[76]="- 'Kijk papa, een roze lampje'<br>- 'Ah, een flikkerlichtje!'"
quote[77]="'The moon landings were quite real. They had a full 48-bit mantissa and 16-bit exponent.'"
quote[78]="'Roses are red<br>Violets are blue<br>This line doesn't rhyme<br>And neither does this one'<br> - bash.org"
quote[79]="'McBain to base! Under attack by Commie-Nazis!' - McBain"
quote[80]="'XP is basically 98 with a lot more extra features to hunt down and disable.'"
quote[81]="'Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.'"
quote[82]="'I'll stop thinking with my dick when you stop fucking with my head.' - Sig op DA"
quote[83]="'You can't laugh at others if you can't laugh at yourself - and there are people out there just dying to be laughed at.'"
quote[84]="'...and I was totally like, you know, 'whatever''"
quote[85]="'None of us is as dumb as all of us.'"
quote[86]="HELP! Ik zit vast in deze server! Help mij!"
quote[87]="'Asocial bloggers! They took te 'we' out of weblog.'"
quote[88]="'Computers are like old testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.'"
quote[89]="'As testament to the accomplishments made in computer science over the past decade, each of the save game files for Doom 3 are larger than the entire game of Doom 1.'"
quote[90]="'The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword and usually the programmer.'"
quote[91]="'The love of money is the root of all evil.'"
quote[92]="'I knew Perl programmers loved their language. But after so many mentions of the possibility of having sex with it, I'm definetely scared.' - Comment bij een /. artikel over de 16e verjaardag van Perl"
quote[93]="'I have a script that if I don't use my computer for longer than 5 hours it assumes I have died and sends / to /dev/null.' - Anonymous Coward"

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