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It's obvious that after visiting a site like Hell's Laughter, a lot of true Black Metal lovers and Satan worshipping warriors feel the need to express their darkest feelings by writing us some fan mail. It's quite normal that people are mad enthusiastic about a site that is capable of capturing the true essence of unholy Black Metal. Possessed by Satan's rotten spirit, Stein Erik Knutsen wrote: "You really should learn the true meaning of black metal before you put up immature sites like Hell's Laughter..." With his mind obscured by the smell of ritually killed goats, Empio wrote: "Can I ask you the "WHY", the "MEANING" of a site like yours? I mean: why did you choose to create such a site, and what "goal" (this maybe excessive, but I found no better words...) would you want to achieve? Bye Leo. Empio N.T.A. " (Answer from our webmaster: It's merely here to confuse people like you) Just before being raped on a graveyard, the Prophet Lilith wrote: "Hails! I saw your link on subgenius.com and thought I'd drop a line. As a long-time metal fan, with special appreciation for black metal, I thought I'd let you know I really dug your site and hope to see it flourish. Write back sometime.... Lil-- =====Her Ladyship Rev Dkr St Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Esquire===== =====Prophet--Devivor-Corrective Phrenologist--Supreme Commandrix===== ==Inside the heart of every genius lurks a tard yearning to be free.== As a break from ripping apart newborn kittens, Evil Isbjörn wrote: "Greetings! I will link to your inferior homepage even if you do not deserve to be associated to us, the supreme elite black metal demons from hell. But again, who does deserve this honour, and after all: a link page without links? That would look stupid, wouldnt it? I will notify you when I have done this, I have no time to do it right now. Killerpenguin " Completely driven insane by the smell of sulphur, the Witch of Cruelty wrote: "Hey i have seen youre site and i have made some pics so here it is My favorite bands whell lets see ehh oh it's a lot markuk, immortal, burzum, sarenade of darkness, emperor, howitser, sinister, ulver, iced earth ect My bio I am an olmost 20 jear old girl from holland, one of my hobby's is to buy and vieuw gothic dresses. I started to like metal on my 9th jear i think. I listen to iron maiden and acdc kiss and europe ect.. When i was about 12 years I met some dudes who where members of the Church of Satan, so after 6 months I joinded CoS. After 1 jear membership Ileft the crowd. What more you want to? I think this is anough. Sorry for the bad english oh y" From within her dark cellar, Ezzther H*kno (obviously a pseudonym) wrote Hey there, Just viewed the "Fans" section of your site and I couldn't help but laugh. True, I'm into black metal too, but are blekkies really as stupid as to take this as a serious offense? (or a serious hook-up site?) Also, I noticed (I really did! Am I intelligigiante now?) that almost every bloody woman that listens to metal has a net nick that begins with something like "evil dark mistress empress goddess princess and king and queen of the evil black pits of hellish etc, etc..." Maybe you can do something with that on your site, women don't get mocked enough in metal. Thanks for the laugh, Esther Helen Short, who appreciates the joy of crushing Christian skulls, wrote: I have just visited your site for the first time and I have to say I really enjoyed it and gave me a good laugh, as a metal fan approaching her 40th birthday in a few months I need all the laughs I can get with so many people turning around to me and saying god your too old to go see younger bands etc, I have seen from the early days of groups like Venom etc, the newer bands are just as exciting and to reply to Esther Hanko's comment about us woman picking such wild names, hell lets face it: "Brother of the Dark Path sounds a damn site better than plain old Helen Jane. Keep up the good work on the site, I will be visiting regular. On his dying bed, Elmar wrote: "I write this mail from a burning room in hell. Nice site, but where's the blood?" |
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