Reader-You didn't respond to my speech.

Book-It was irrelevant.

Reader-So what? This is supposed to be a varibook. I can take it anywhere I want.

Book-The guidelines on variable entertainment allow a maximum of 8% irrelevance for this class of document.

Reader-How can you judge that?

Book-It's a simple algorithm based on second order conceptual analysis.

Reader-That's bullshi*.

Book-If you would like a lesson in conceptual analysis I can show you a catalogue of educational varibooks.

Reader-No thanks. Anything else I should know about my variation rights?

Book-I presume you know you are also allowed 8% deviation from historical accuracy for certain non

Book-critical, or literary, parameters.

Reader-Just restart the story. At Victor sighed.