Reader-Kenneth Wong? I thought Hamlet was Danish.

Book-Are you saying a Chinese actor can't play Hamlet? I would have to report such attitudes.

Reader-Who to?

Book-Parents, teachers and race relations committees.

Reader-Well what about your dumb joke about a white man from Lancashire with a Jamaican accent?

Book-That was satire, not racism.

Reader-Big difference. Restart, but make Kenneth Danish.