Reader-He said bullshi*. Why did you let him say shi* when you won't let me say it.

Book-It was an exact historical quote.

Reader-Can you animate that scene for me?

Book-I am a book! If you want animation you can buy an adaptor. I can order it for you if you like?

Reader-How much?

Book-It depends on features - and if you want to fail this reading assignment.

Reader-Better restart the book.

Book-Anyway, that scene contained sexual allusions that could not be animated for a Class C viewer. Where do I start from?

Reader-What's a sexual allusion?

Book-Look it up in a paper book. Where shall I start?

Reader-took my hand .... Point of View Victor