Reader-I want to enter as a character.

Book-Enter as?

Reader-Writer of Film. Is that allowed with my Reading Status?

Book-Certainly. Please describe yourself.

Reader-Age 32. Male. Spanish

Book-Irish origin. Childhood in outback Australia.

Book-Is that all? Don't you want to enter character traits or physical aspect.

Reader-No. Make them up for me. My name, too.

Book-OK. How will you affect the story?

Reader-I am madly, desperately in love with Wendy Hill.

Book-Narrative point of view?

Reader-Me as narrator.

Book-Are you sure? You are not yet in the room and this is supposed to be an autobiography of Victor.

Reader-I'm the boss, aren't I?

Book-Only legally. Do you want to control action, dialogue or both?

Reader-Just dialogue, and just for my character.

Book-Where shall I restart?

Reader-gin