1. On location, 1965

"Here I am at the lido in Middlesex, of all places - yes, they have a lido in Middlesex - during the filming of my first film, 'The Knack'. It was me, Jacqueline Bissett and Jane Birkin - we were the fantasy ladies doing things to Michael Crawford's mind. I wafted in on water-skis, which was something of a fraud. I had always been a good athlete, but I had no idea how to water-ski. They asked me when they were casting the movie if I knew what I was doing, 'Of course!' I lied. Ah, the pluckiness of youth.
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